The world of Pokemon is just plain stupid

 <-While Pikachu may appear cute and cuddly, people seem to forget that it could electrocute you to death just as easily as Emperor Palpatine could. Fortunately, Pikachu forgets that too

As I was suffering from a major addiction to Pokemon Platinum, I got to the villains epic speech, and for a moment there, I just had to facepalm at the ideologies he was spouting.

Indeed, I am referring to the leader of Team Galactic, Cyrus. In the game, we meet him and hear about he wants to destroy the current order of things in order to create a new world without the flaws of the old one, sort of like Hikawa from Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne. However, today is not the day where I compare collecting Pokemon to collecting demons. This is the day where I state that Cyrus is stupid for complaining about the flaws in the Pokemon world, when it really has none.

We need to ask ourselves what is so bad about a world where we can safely send a 10-year old kid out in the wilderness with hostile animals, in order to do battle with horrible creatures, and come out a-OK. This is a world where we solve out problems with criminal organizations by having little creatures battle each other (only until they faint mind you!) until the other side runs out of little creatures, then the criminals give up their plans! Almost nobody pulls a gun, and Pokemon only very rarely attack people, and even rarer are Pokemon attacks fatal. Furthermore, the biggest crime syndicates focus their entire operations on Pokemon, rather than people. This is to say that without the Pokemon, the people would go largely unharmed, because the criminal organizations only seem to care about controlling them. Hence, the entire economy is run entirely based on Pokemon, while criminal activity that deals with other issues is largely unheard of.

Furthermore, we should look to the Pokemon themselves and realize that they too act in an idealized fashion. What is there to stop a wild Rhydon from killing a trainer after it KO’s all of their Pokemon? Nothing really. An Alakazam is said to have an amazingly high IQ. What is stopping it from using it’s powers of hypnosis to possess people, and use them to rule the world? Well, Mewtwo tried that in the first movie, but do you know what stopped him? HE DIDN’T FEEL LIKE CONQUERING THE WORLD! Him and his army of clones could have easily taken over civilization as we know it, but he didn’t because there was good in him.  Not to mention, there are several Pokemon like Tyranitar, Dragonite, Garchomp, and Gyarados that could easily crush cities with their powers, but we never see any villiages smashed because of them running around. Why? Because all of the REALLY powerful Pokemon have trainers that they listen to, despite being able to crush these trainers like the little flies they are. This means that the toughest beings in the universe are willing to just be captured and pit against each other, in futile battles that they never get killed in!

This is why I had a lot of trouble reading the speeches made by the team galactic leader. The worst part of the Pokemon universe is the threat of people stealing your Pokemon. Parents don’t even have to worry about bad thing happening to their children! These parents let their children go out and travel the world, mostly by themselves, and nothing ever happens to them! The kids come back fine, despite being attacked by monsters that could easily snap them in half, criminal organizations don’t shoot them for getting in the way, and society moves on just fine. They keep sending their kids out, and nothing bad happens, so they don’t feel the need to stop doing it! It’s basically a perfect world, where everything works out fine just because you love your Pokemon! Who would want to change that?

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The deep mysteries of Azumanga Daioh

<-Three of the most important figures in understanding the depth present in this seemingly shallow series.

I notice a lot of people like discussing how deep certain anime are, and I think that this site should join in. Hence, I will do a deep analysis on the deep repercussions and hidden meanings in the anime “Azumange Daioh.”

Indeed, this show inspires it’s viewers to question the very nature of reality in itself, as shown by the incredibly subtle subtext placed within the series. Unfortunately, the deeper meanings about existentialism seem to just fly right over the average viewers head. For example, the first part of the series’ existentialism revolves around one of the main characters, Chiyo

Chiyo: Now then, to understand some of the theories presented in this paper, we must first understand that Chiyo does not actually exist in the realm. No, to understand the deeper secrets of Azumanga Daioh, we must realize that Chiyo is just a figment of everybody’s imaginations, demonstrating what the ideal person would be like. This is shown by Chiyo’s relative lack of flaws whatsoever. Strangely, only Osaka and Sakaki come close to realizing the fact that Chiyo does not in fact exist, and is just an idealization of people’s beliefs.

Chiyo’s status as a figment of our imagination becomes quite obvious when we think about her. I mean, when we really give her character some thought. Why would anybody put an elementary grade school kid in a high school class? Furthermore, why would that person be at the top of the class? But the most baffling part is that Chiyo manages to get along well with the other students. Most high schoolers would be annoyed by the mere presence of an elementary age kid, and yet the ones in this series have no problem with it. Factor in that Chiyo seems to rarely commit any impure act, and always acts with the best intentions, it becomes quite obvious that she is a mere figment of our imaginations, providing us with an idealized person we could never stack up to.

Chiyo’s Dad: Chiyo’s dad is a strange cat-like apparition that appears in the dreams of Sakaki and occasionally Osaka. During these dreams, he makes claims of his outrageous feats, such as being Santa Claus, while in other panels, he questions the moral content of Sakaki’s actions. From these sequences, we can conclude that Chiyo’s dad is the manga’s representation of God, due to his immense power and his methods of communication. This is more obvious when we add in that he only appears to people in dreams, and only those who understand a bit of Chiyo’s true nature. There are people who seem to think that Chiyo has a true father who is actually a human, but those people are clearly wrong. How could a normal human give birth to Chiyo, who is an imaginary being? Hence, we must turn to the series God, who makes it possible to create a non-physical life form such as Chiyo. Hence, the only explanation for Chiyo’s perfect nature and miraculous pigtails is that she was born of her father, the cat thingie that appears in Sakaki and Osaka’s dreams.

Sakaki: It should be noted that Sakaki is one of the two people that come close to realizing the imaginary nature of their rather short classmate. This is particularly shown when god (Chiyo’s dad) comes to her in a dream, and explains the secrets of reality to her. I believe Sakaki comes close to realizing Chiyo’s nature because, due to her envy of the things Chiyo does, Sakaki realizes the idealogy that Chiyo stands for, and tries to emulate it. This is furthered by God making his appearance to reward her for realizing the ideological principals set up by Chiyo.

Osaka: Osaka is clearly the wisest person in the entire group. So wise, in fact that the normal people are not capable of realizing her wisdom, hence regarding it as foolishness. The most important feat of Osaka’s wisdom is seeing through the veil of Chiyo’s existence, and realizing that she is not an actual physical being. Unfortunately, the only part of Chiyo’s ideological nature that Osaka can grasp is that her pigtails cannot possibly be ground in reality. Sadly, by viewing this part of Chiyo’s nature, the rest of her idealogy is hidden from Osaka, due to her brain not being able to comprehend it. However, God (Chiyo’s dad) acknowledges Osaka’s wisdom, and makes a few appearances to her.

Realizing the nature of these characters adds a whole new layer of depth to the manga, taking it from a light hearted high school show to an analysis on the nature of reality, how one goes about finding god, and what must be done to find him. Furthermore, realizing this forces us to question the very nature of reality, and to realize that everything around us may very well not be real, shown by the fact that Osaka is one of the very few people capable of comprehending the nature of reality

I think the second part to recognizing the hidden depth in Azumanga Diaoh is to look at the Freudian elements contained in the cast. For example, the main teachers could be said to represent the three parts of the human psyche, as follows

Mr. Kimura: Mr. Kimura has an interesting mix of traits. On one hand, he seems to have the traits of the Id, due to his compulsions towards high school girls, and the amount of perverseness he emanates. Yet on the other hand, he frequently prays for world peace, has a wife and daughter, and donates lots of money to charities, as would be expected of the superego. Due to Mr. Kimura managing to maintain a balance between his traits that showcase the desires of the ID and the superego, we can conclude that Mr. Kimura is the school’s ego


Minamo Kurosawa: Further referred to as “Nyamo.” Nyamo always makes an attempt to prove herself to be a better teacher, despite Yukari attempting to get her to do the wrong thing. Furthermore, she almost never does anything on impulse, and always tries to convince her students to do her best, and maintains the highest moral standards. This would make Nyamo the teaching staff’s superego.

Yukari Tanizaki: Yukari, in contrast to Nyamo, will always choose the quickest course of action. This is shown in such actions as stealing her own student’s bike, and the first course of action when dealing with Osaka: violence. On another note, Yukari has almost no value for formal rules, and has no issue with students referring to her by the first name, which many other teachers would find insane. Clearly, Yukari’s impulsiveness and in the moment attitude make her the teacher’s ID.

These three combine in order to create the psyche of the school. While Nyamo and Yukari both represent the extremes of human nature, Kimura manages to find a balance between the two. Furthermore, they all attempt to cause the body (the school) to act more in line with the desires of their part of the psyche. Nyamo attempts to convince the school to act more orderly and idealistically, while Yukari’s impulses provide a bad example that will lead kids to follow their ID. Meanwhile, Kimura’s balance provides an example that allows the students to achieve a perfect balance.

As we can tell, Azumanga Daioh is actually a very deep tale of existentialism and the trials of the human psyche, and it’s attempts to alter the actions of the body. Furthermore, our attempts at grasping reality are proven futile, due to us not being capable of understanding the true nature of existence. Alas, most of the depth contained in Azumanga Diaoh is lost on the average viewer, who seems to just believe this to be an average high school comedy.

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