BryAnime presents: Top 10 most attractive video game females

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Well, my idea of raving about which girls from which anime where the most attractive actually netted me quite a few page views, hence leading me to do another article on the most attractive women in video games. Like the last one, lets shut up and get to the PICS NAO (click to Enlarge)

10.) Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona 3) The party dominatrix in Persona 3, famous for having her final summon use a whip. It should be noted that she rides a motorcycle and wears those delicious long boots.

9.) Samus Aran (Metroid) Although she has been taking her armor off a lot lately (remember back in the day when it meant something when Samus took her armor off?) Samus still manages to be one of the most alluring women in video games. I’d say it’s mostly because of the mysteriouness she maintains by wearing the mask most of the time. As you can tell, I care very little for Zero Suit samus being a playable character in Super Smash Bros. (Artwork made by AndrewDickman)

8.) Rise Kujikawa (Persona 4) Talking to me you may not realize this, but there are other girls in Persona 4 besides Chie. This is where Rise comes in, as the party’s mission control person. Her general job is to boost party morale and hit on the main character. Also, the dual pigtails are hot.

7.) Kasumi (Dead or Alive) Dead or alive is notorious for having a wide variety of femme fatales that will satisfy your every fetish. Hence leading us to Kasumi, who along with Ayane enforces the rule that all female ninjas are to be incredibly attractive. While Ayane maintains her title as hottest girl in the Dead or Alive series, Kasumi maintains the title as the prettiest.

6.) Paine (Final Fantasy X-2) Where would this list be without Final Fantasy? Here we have FFX2’s resident goth chick, who comes in sporting the least revealing outfit out of the main characters. This is good, because most of that party dresses in an obnoxiously revealing fashion, to the point where you just facepalm. While some would suggest that Lulu from FFX go here, I find that her “assets” are so big as to be a turn off. Mainly because they make me go “wait, what?” when she bends over.

5.) Princess Zelda (take a guess) Well, she’s attractive, elven (Hyrulian, whatever), and enjoys long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and getting kidnapped by Gannondorf. The closest thing she’s shown to being able to do anything about Ganondorf was not in the Legend of Zelda series, but in Super Smash bros. when I find her much easier to fight as.See that sword? The only time it appears in a game is when she throws it down to surrender!

4.)Chie Satonaka (Persona 4) OMG Chie~ chan ^_^ Anyhoo, what’s so great about Chie anyway? The first and foremost staple to my argument is that her personality manages to be interesting, while not weird enough to alienate a person. This is a major contrast to a person like say, Haruhi Suzumiya, who is interesting, but I’m quite certain she would break several of your limbs if she was bored enough. Furthermore, she isn’t exactly boring, and occasionally throws out something the rest of the characters can use for comic relief. Now then, if she actually learned some good attacks between levels 40-67…

Oh yeah, she’d be higher on the list, but she lacks a lot of things that make her more physically attractive. Instead of having an identifiable moe factor, she just made me think green jackets are hot. *sigh*

3.)Ayane (Dead of Alive) I believe it violates some rule somewhere if a female ninja is NOT incredibly hot. Ayane here does not do anything to violate that rule in any way whatsoever, and I declare her the sexiest girl in the Dead or Alive Series.

Based on these lists and the winner of the last list (Yuki Nagato) It can generally be agreed that I find purple hair hot.

2.) Kos-Mos (Xenosaga) Kosy Wosy goes through quite a few appearances throughout the Xenosaga series, but my clear favorite out of all of them is the version 4 look. I believe it is my favorite due to the headgear, which compliments Kos-Mos’s appeal very nicely. Also, long blue hair man. That makes everything better.

1.) Lenneth Valkyrie (Valkyrie Profile) IT SHALL BE ENGRAVED UPON YOUR SOUL!

Ah, the party leader/Paladin in the first Valkyrie profile game. You know, if fighting alongside her in order to prevent Ragnorok is what awaits at life’s end, I really don’t have to fear death. Her most attractive features include her ridiculously long silver hair, and wearing platemail, which I always find attractive for some reason. Lets not forget about the headgear. The feather design is nice, and I find it strangely attractive.

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Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess review

           Allow me to say this first: I loved this game. It was stupid hella fun, and provided hours of entertainment. I only seem nit-picky because of a few minor details. 

        Anyway, here we are playing as Link again, in another generic village, when he encounters his heroic destiny AGAIN! This was driving me nuts until his home village was finally attacked by Orcs, and Link was dragged into another realm, which caused him to transform into a werewolf. Aside from the Werewolf thing, the plot to this game was essentially Orcarina of Time all over again, but I'd like to ignore that. Anyway, this game gets good about the time Link turns into a wolf, as stuff starts happening there. At that part, you feel like you've been taken from your life as a rancher, and thrown into something big. It even was a bit difficult for a while. After that though, things went wrong. Once I got used to the Wiimote, (first game using it >_>) the difficulty went straight down by a large margin. Aside from a couple of sidebosses where I didn't find the weakness in time, it was essentially shooting fish in a barrel. Anyway, I don't wanna give away all the fun stuff, so we’re going to move on

       Best part of this game was the dungeons. And the dragons. By Dragons, I mean bosses. These were all incredibly epic, (except none of them were as tough as they looked.) however, I really wanted more of a fight from them. If I'm trapped deep underwater, being attacked by a giant sea monster, I wanna feel like I'm gonna die. Instead, I was able to sit down during some boss fights (not good when using a wiimote hehe) The sidebosses were great. Although I liked to take on giant monsters using wits and crazy tricks no human could feasibly perform, the sword using bosses felt more in-depth. The giant things, although awesome, just felt like another puzzle in the dungeon, only with a timer. By timer, of course, I mean your health. Also, I'd really like to see an end to flashing weak points. They make things WAY too easy. The side bosses were quite fun, and I loved the mounted combat bosses (There should have been more.) because they felt epic. Sadly, although the fights appeared epic, I felt less like "Yes, I finally killed it!" and more like "lol n00b! Learn to fight" Anyway, other than the bosses, there was more depth to this game, despite the fact the main rason I played the game was for the really epic boss fights.

        The Dungeons. These were great. They had all kinds of weird stuff. Also, you get AWESOME equipment. The Wiimote makes aiming quite easy. This makes the hookshot even more fun to use than usual (I want one!) and making aiming the bow easy. Some of it doesn't get as much use as I would like (GIANT WRECKING BALL!) However, the dungeons all had their unique twists and turns. However, if you've played any other Zelda game, you will see a lot of it coming. On the other hand, some of it will make you go “ohhhhh…” It's all really entertaining. I especially liked the tomb, and the volcanic mines. 

Outside the Dungeons: Overworld looks nice, and there are lots of little secrets. After you find a new toy in a dungeon, you'll definitely want to go try it out across the land. One thing I don't like though is the money, for there is way too much of it, and nothing to use it for. Sure, there's one suit of armor, but that's about it. It really just sits in your wallet , which is now full, while you just keep finding more of it. However, this game has a rich over world, if you take the time to explore it.

Overview: Buy this game. Seriously, it has a lot of gameplay, and a lot to explore. I wish it was more difficult, but it is fun. And quite epic. Furthermore, it is quite cheap now. You should go try it if you haven’t already.

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Anime in Focus: The Legend of Zelda Episode 12

Episode titled “The missing Link”

This one was suggested at a party to be watched. It should be noted that this show was not made in Japan, but America, hence making it a cartoon rather than an anime.

Unfortunately, we did not have enough alcohol to partake in “The Legend of Zelda Drinking game” (every time Link says “excuse me princess” or “How about a kiss,” take a shot)

This episode was aired as part of “Super Mario Super Show” which I watched as a little kid. I however never saw the Legend of Zelda segment, suggesting that I repressed the memory.

This episode starts with Link and Zelda loitering around Hyrule castle, when Gannon attacks. Based on how long it takes Zelda to prepare a counter attack, we can infer that this is a very common occurrence. For some reason, Link relies on his swords ability to shoot laser beams way more than its ability to be used in melee combat. This makes sense, because the sword is freaking tiny. Apparently, he never picked up anything bigger than the Kokiri sword from Orcarina of Time.

Anyway, Link gets killed towards the beginning of the episode, and his ghost seems to get attached to Zelda for whatever reason. This leads to Zelda being forced to go down to Gannon’s castle to go retrieve Link’s body to help resurrect him.

It was during this time that it really sunk in that Link’s voice is SO off. He sounds like a 20 year old wannabe playboy that thinks he’s a total ladies man. Makes me wanna vomit.

Anyway, rest of the episode is about Link’s ghost assisting Zelda in using his equipment. She’s no good with laser swords apparently. Also, she’s able to save him because of the power of love or something.

This entire affair was dreadfully painful, and would not be fun with other people to watch suffer. The whole affair made me want to go play Twilight Princess until my hands felt clean again. It erased all questions about why Link had no voice actor in the games, for if he sounded like this, game sales would have dropped significantly. Ganon seems to act more like Megatron from Transformers than Ganon from the games. This cartoon definitely would not have been made without a license to back it up, and there are no questions about why it only had 13 episodes.

On the other hand, this show is kind of fun to watch with friends, just because of how horrid it is.

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